Forrest Griffin (professional MMA fighter) wrote a funny
book called “Got Fight” about his career in the ring.One of the funniest lines I have ever read was one he used
to describe how he would respond to the interview question “what happened?”
after he got knocked out during a fight.His line was:“Everything
was going good, then I just got knocked the f—k out!”I love that line, it is funny and such
dry humor.
What happened to me
on Top Shot?Everything was
going good, and then I just got my ass kicked off the show!Not much else to say!Oops! If you're not first, your last...ha! (yes, forum and computer ranters, that was humor, don't take it so seriously)
The First Challenge.While it might look like the teams got
tons of practice with the guns before the first challenge, we actually got
about 40 minutes total, and tried to shoot 4 different guns all of which were new platforms to me, except the M-14 (about 10 minutes
each).I shot a total of 7-10
rounds through the Springfield 1903 I had to shoot in the challenge during
practice, and was not sure of anything (including zero) before we were
done.During the challenge, I
stepped up to the plate and agreed to shoot the Springfield, since I was one of
the only people to get any trigger time with it.Anyway, we got to the challenge and I missed the damn
100-yard target a crapload of times (as you probably saw).I don’t think I suck that much, and
honestly could not tell you what happened.At one point I realized the rear sight was loose, but still could not hit the target after that. Honestly, I never knew where I was hitting. I was actually aiming low left in the bushes about 15 feet in front of the target
thinking I was high right at the end, since I never got much definitive guidance from my spotter.My
spotter was having trouble getting me on target too as you could see, wasn't giving much guidance.Just for my own sanity, I borrowed a Springfield when I got back
to Tulsa to see if I sucked that bad with it, and you can see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmV0Ra-jgk0
After borrowing and shooting that gun, I realized I can hit just fine with
a gun like that.You can see that
I hit the 8-inch plate pretty easily at the same distance, resting on a plastic
trashcan, in much harder conditions.During the challenge, I might have yanked a couple shots after I got on
the gun, but I was very calmly squeezing the trigger for the other 20 some that
I shot, trying like crazy to figure out where to aim and where I was
hitting. I can tell you this for sure, I was feeling no pressure after the first couple rounds. I was just squeezing the trigger trying to figure out where to aim. Obviously, after my poor performance or bad luck in that challenge, I wound up getting voted to do the shootoff challenge. See the next paragraph for more about that.
My shootoff Challenge
against Kelly.I pretty much
influenced the vote.I knew I
would be voted in and wanted to shoot against the best shooter there since I
knew the challenge would be something with a rifle. If I was going
to get my butt kicked, I wanted to get it kicked by the best.Kelly was by far the best rifle shooter there.What I SHOULD have done was sway the
vote and voted for my spotter, since he and I were the only two who could be
blamed for the loss during the challenge.That was my one mistake in the show.Had I shot against Andre (my spotter), there is a chance I
would not have been knocked off the show.
How will I live with
the fact I lost?Mostly by
drinking lots of beer or hard liquor.The truth is, I have been getting my ass kicked by people all my life,
but I keep coming back.That is
what is unique about me; I am too stupid to quit.I am an average guy, and have always been someone who has to
work my tail off to do well.I am
NOT a natural at anything, as a matter of fact; I probably have to work harder
than most to develop the skill I have.Once again, I am just too stubborn or stupid to quit.My failures have driven me to my higher
levels of skill.Another thing, I
hate to lose, but have no fear of it.
Would I do it again?Does a bear poop in the woods? I got to
be on TV!Of course I would do it
again!Do you think I am smart
enough to try to avoid a second potentially embarrassing moment on national
TV?I am not smart enough to
quit….and it just isn’t in me.Of
course, my lack of training (on a Springfield 1903 and other non-standard guns)
is what got me.I would not return
to a show like that in the blind again.I will shoot a bunch of guns that I have never touched before (by the
way my first time shooting or even handling a Springfield 1903 was on the
show!)Remember, I walked into
this thing knowing NOTHING about it, or how to prepare.Hell yes I would do it again; I refuse
to be scared of failure.
My regrets.Getting my butt kicked.(ok you probably guessed that).In all seriousness, my biggest regret
was not having the opportunity to get to know the other cast members
better.They were a unique and
great group of people.I am sure I
would have grown to loath some of them, but I really wished I would have had
more time with them.Secondly,
they got to do all of the stuff I am good at after I got my ass kicked off the
show, and I am pissed that I did not get to do any of it.
The Overall Experience.For those who have not been on film
before, I can assure you that it is one of the most incredible and interesting
experiences that I have ever been in.The lights, camera, and life on a “movie” set are much different than
you would ever imagine.In the
show Top Shot, the setting was a reality show with the emphasis on marksmanship
skill.From the beginning of the
selection process, none of us knew what we were getting into.I applaud the History Channel for hosting a “gun friendly” show, and I hope this
is the beginning of a friendlier media relationship with gun owners.I also applaud the producers and crew
that puts this stuff together.They
work their butts off!
FORUM RANTERS READ THIS (and then get out from behind your computer and go shooting!):
Closing Comments.I love a challenge.I hope to get to do that again some
day.For anyone who wants to try
to kick my butt in a shooting contest, with whatever gun you want... I can be found at USSA in Tulsa
Oklahoma.Bring you’re A game and
get your stuff on! If you beat me, I will buy you a cookie. If I beat you, I want a Starbucks mocha (double tall, light on the chocolate, no whip cream). Once again, I
love a challenge, and for some strange reason I kinda like to get my butt
kicked, because it motivates me that much more…..remember, I am too stubborn or
stupid to quit.That’s about all I
have to say!
You might also find some more answers on the Enos forum, where I answered some questions: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=107874&st=0&p=1226878&hl=seeklander&fromsearch=1&#entry1226878
My wife allowed me to play around and do this show in California and go through the show selection stuff, and I thank her and my family for all of the support they gave me.
Thanks to my boss and incredible staff at USSA for
supporting me through this adventure, they are my family away from my
family!